Ah Beng, jokes

>Ah Beng - NEW STUFF>>Ah Beng bought a new mobile.>He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said>'My Mobile No. Has changed.>Earlier it was Nokia 3310Now it is 6610'>====================================>Ah Beng : I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College .>Friend: Really, what is he studying.>Ah Beng: No he is not studying, they are Studying him.>============================================= >Ah Beng : Doctor, In my< /FONT>>dreams, I play football every night.>DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.>Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.>=============================================== >Ah Beng : If I die will u>remarry?>Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry? Ah Beng :>No, I'll also stay with your sister>========================================= >Ah Beng : People consider me as a>'GOD'>Wife: How do you know??>Ah Beng : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,>Oh GOD! U have come again..>===========================================>>Ah Beng complained 2 Police: Sir all items are missing,>Except the TV in my house.>Police: How the thief did not take TV???>Ah Beng : I was watching TV news....>=========================================>>Ah Beng comes back 2 his car & find a note saying 'Parking Fine'>He Writes a note and sticks it 2 pole 'Thanks 4 complement'>------------------------------------------------------------->How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?>He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases>the board.>---------------------------------------------------->Once Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other.>So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast>announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would>be hot.>----------------------------------------------------->Ah Beng in a b ar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and>Says 'Hello, how did you know I was here?'>>>---------------------------------------------------------------------------->>Ah Beng - why r all these people running?>Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup>Ah Beng - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?>*****************************************************>Teacher: 'I killed a person' convert this sentence into future tense>Ah Beng : The future tense is 'u will go to jail '>>****************************************************>Ah Beng told his servant: Go and water the plants>Servant: It's already raining>Ah Beng : So what? Take an umbrella and go.>>******************************************** *********>A man asked Ah Beng why Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the Evening and not>in the morning Ah Beng replied Ahmad Badawi is PM not AM